posey:   “hey hey hey!!! my mommy told me that i have the cutest dimple in the world!!! yay me!!!”

siri:   “oh posey, my mommy told me that i have the cutest dimple in the whole world too!”

posey:   “now i’m sad and lonely.”

siri:   “oh po, don’t be silly… just because i have the super-cutest smile!”

posey:   “at least i don’t have to smile to show my dimple.”

siri:   “ok, how abouts this… my dimple eats dimples like yours for breakfast!”

posey:   “hey!!”
siri:   “po, i’m confused, i thought we were best girl-friends; how did we gets this way?”
posey:   “ummmm…”

posey:   “oooo, i know, i think it stems from your jealousy of the fact that i can put my hair in pig tails.”
siri:   “hey, you know i’m sensitive about my crib head… at least i can sleep knowing i have the cutest dimple.”

posey:   “oh the pain… why would you say it? your mommy can’t prove it. this is all hear-say.”
siri:   “i’m sorry po, okay. do you want me to sing you a song?”

siri:   “i——may have plump cheeks, so nice and rosey.
but my sweet, dear pooooosey…
nothing compares to the cutest dimple
on your little nose…y.”
posey:   “do you always solve your problems with a song?”

siri:   “what’s wrong with that?”
posey:   “hey i do feel better… i have the cutest dimple in the whole wide world!! yipeee skippee!”
siri:   “yep… hey wait a sec…”

siri:   “now i’m sad and lonely.”
posey:   “oh siriana…”

siri:   “i have to go to my dark place.”
posey:   “aren’t you being a little dramatic?”

siri:   “i can’t even look at you right now.”
posey:   “oh you big baby…”
siri:   “hey, i can’t help it if i’m above the 97th percentile.”
posey:   “just give me your hand.”

posey:   “siri, you know i love you and think you’re so posh, right?”
siri:   “awww, po, i love you to… but isn’t there anyting else you want to say?”

posey:   “oh all right, just keep your socks on.”
siri:   “i can’t, my legs kick too much.”

posey:   “we’ll always be friends, and you have…(cough cough) the cu– (cough)…”
siri:   “posey!!! my best girl-friend!!! speak to me… po!!!”

siri and posey:   “whoooaaaa… whoooaa”

siri:   “hey posey!! it was all just a dream!”
posey:   “oh thank goodness… we probably shouldn’t take our naps together anymore.”

siri:   “take my arm, po, and let’s never fight ok?!”
posey:   “yeah, we’re too cool for fighting.”

posey:   “i would hope we are cheeky enough girls to let each other know when we are being silly.”

siri:   “hey that reminds me, did i tell you what my mommy told me!!”
posey:   “oh no.”
siri:   “she said that i have the most kissable cheeks in the whole wide world!!”

posey:   “but my mommy told me i have the most kissable cheeks! wahhhh!”
siri:   “oh, uh… there there.”

the end… but hopefully not for posey